Boogers & lamborghini's

How is it that I ended up with THREE sick kids at home today? Cough, fever, runny nose, swollen red eyes....

Ornery.  :/

How is it that I am SWAMPED right now and its 1:00 and I'm still in my jammies?

How is it that Charlee makes the BEST fighter guy noises?

And How is it that I just picked up 15 towels off my Teenagers floor.

And 91% of the clothes on her floor were mine.

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Strange how that happens.

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How is it that I hate dating but am slighting liking it at this very moment, just a smidge?

and How is it that I am Shooting the Police Department banquet tomorrow night and am considering taking a male blow up doll as my date.

weird?

maybe.....

Sometimes we have to use what we have.

right? right!

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Oh wait. I don't have a male blow up doll.

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As Abbie's Famous saying goes:

"My boyfriend is like a lamborghini, I don't have one"

:)